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Hes A mattis
by Sisuene March 14, 2022
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Matteo Montesi

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An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022
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Mates

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momo seller alike guy who is a Naruto ka choda. His hobby is to fucking repost worst insta and yt videos/reels Bitch pls stop u ain't any funny or cool by posting those unfunny "memes"
Mates stop ffs
by PseudoFemine March 31, 2022
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A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 4, 2022
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An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
Give me my damn ball Matteo!
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
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a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya
bro oh crap this kids a matteo
by Milomiloa May 11, 2022
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A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.
I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.

Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?
by MP Advocate May 14, 2022
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