The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 05, 2024
by Hqmanbams October 11, 2015
A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)
by Blondie007 March 08, 2017
An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
by miseryboy August 08, 2024
"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
by Kaizu4D May 06, 2025
means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around
teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.
by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 15, 2023