when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021
Guy 1: “I was Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night earlier, and I totally cummed!”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”
by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023
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If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"
you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"
you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"
by Johnny445 August 30, 2010
by Shawn B. June 02, 2003
The thematic title to a particular person(s) 28th Birthday Party. Similar to when an individual reaches the age of 30, that occasion being dubbed "Dirty 30", this is for those individuals celebrating their 28th birthday, ESPECIALLY should they possess the character and aesthetics as a late-teen or early-twenty-something.
Hey dude, I heard it's your birthday.
Yeaah.
How old are you now?
28.
Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.
Yeaah.
Two mores years to the Dirty 30.
Yeaah (Le sad).
Yeaah.
How old are you now?
28.
Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.
Yeaah.
Two mores years to the Dirty 30.
Yeaah (Le sad).
by Leo Pindar October 27, 2011