jordan

an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Jordan

Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.

this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.

person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."

by GeorgexOrwell February 13, 2010

Jordan Peters

A fat retard who is a very bad person and eats humans while sleeping under a rock

Jew nigger retard fuck Jordan Peters

by awesome sauce5552186 April 23, 2011

jordan

carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....

Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!

by heashley May 3, 2010

Jordan

A whore's hat trick.

Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.

Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.

Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.

Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".

by DuckSucka! January 30, 2009

jordan sawchuk

one of a kind dick, but amazing person smells like ass but amazingness at once will rip your head of but save a bunny from a tree but hates everything and everone but still love yous with a mediocre size wang and is a baller

i threw up on jordan sawchuk

by joyce johnson marry June 10, 2011

Jordan Packer

a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.

Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "

by peacelover572 August 2, 2011