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by _kamryn December 1, 2018
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January 21

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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januka

A sri lankan term meaning a very handsome guy.
Girl 1 : Oh my god! look at that guy
Girl 2 : Oh wow he is very much a januka.
by janzi February 12, 2020
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January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT
just get them a gift on January 9
by _eatmyshorts_ November 8, 2020
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January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day
Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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January 32nd

National ignore a friend day
On January 32nd you can ignore a friend and not get in trouble because if someone comes to give out to you, tell them its national ignore a friend day
Friend: Hey wanna come to my house after school

You: …
Friend: Hello?
You: …
Friend: Ohhhhh its January 32nd
by Dates_That_Dont_Exist November 2, 2019
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Janurary 21

A big dick man whos balls are made of steel
Janurary 21 is the date for big dick and balls day
by Bog dick guy November 12, 2020
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