Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017

jay why pee

The most iconic phrase in kpop industry, said by JYP.

*whispers* jay why pee

by obviously not kath August 2, 2020

Janella

a beauitful person inside and out, isnt afraid of saying the truth even though it may hurt at times. the greatest friend or more, she is the smartest
she rare so dont let her go because she's the best

call janella
heyy there janella
lets hangout with her
yeah man

by jojo.landr August 20, 2012

Jade Thirlwall

Jeed

"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018

Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays

by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019

Jababa Lips

Big lips, that require repetitive licking to stay moist, and are normally of African-American decent.

Daaaang...look at the jababa lips on that guy. He could give Angelina Jolie a run for her money.

by Lady Glock August 19, 2011

Slack-jawed faggot

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.

*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

by Shower Phantom April 22, 2011

Japan is attacking

When a girl is in public or too embarrassed to say this is a common code for "I'm on my period". It is symbolized by Japan's flag being white with a red dot, or period, on it.

Hannah: Japan is attacking, full force
Holly: Do you have the ammunition?
Hannah: We're running low
Holly: *slides tampon or pad into Hannah's hand*

by Grammatical mistakes whatevva July 1, 2016