ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.

"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"

by DeadGoat May 26, 2016

Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.

Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'

by Chairman Money June 27, 2010

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

iRon

Pronounced I-Ron, a person so stupid the fail to grasp the concept of irony.

Jake: Rain on a wedding day is so ironic.
Kris: No, it's not! You're a total iRon you know that?

by NobleMaN79 October 2, 2008

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019

Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.

Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022