Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran

Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

by DogLover_cool May 13, 2023

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Gif-ed

A online discussion fought out with .gif-images.

A: ''I had an online fight yesterday.''
B: - Alright, how did it went?
A: ''Bad, I got gif-ed.''

by idgafosoae November 18, 2017

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Carter-ed

To turn one’s female ex partner lesbian or bisexual after dating, usually a result of poor treatment.

Hey man what happened to your ex?
She got carter-ed

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The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 07, 2020

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