i beats

Something you utter just as you beat someone.

Guy 1: "I beats!" *whack*
Guy 2: *sad face*

by haysupqtpai June 18, 2008

i-nerd

One who is totally immersed in the coolness of owning an iphone.

Josh gushes about his iphone all the time! What an i-nerd!!

by Keri Campbell March 6, 2008

i can't

what people say when they can do something

Trump: I can't bomb Russia.
Guy: Rip Russia.

by lazarbeamsfan11 February 25, 2019

I speak that

To understand something.... to confirm a statement. To agree with someone. Another way to say "I feel you"

*Mostly used by people from the West Coast

Mark: Hey are you trying to ball later?
Anthony: Oh yup! I speak that("I feel you")

Anthony: Are you trying to go to this party later?
Mark: I speak that!
Anthony: You speak that?
Mark: Oh yup! I speak that!

by WildcatChick December 14, 2010

And-I oop

And-I oop is a word to describe annoying vsco girls. The only way to make them shut up is by taking their hydroflasks and hitting them with it. Preferably to the head.

Example. "Sksksk I dropped my hydroflask and-I oop!" said the annoying vsco girl

by Mia The Depressed Turtle September 20, 2019

i was hacked

The excuse for when your computer isn't working.

A person trys to log into WoW, "Cannot connect to services", I was hacked!

by Gaming_Beast_64 August 26, 2014

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010