Honey Baked Ham

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

honey mustard

When someone believes something happened one way but something entirely different actually took place.

"Don't you honey mustard me! You used to love sushi!"

"That is not how it happened, stop honey mustarding"

"If you honey mustard this I want you to know I have the pics to prove it."

by Locus117 April 7, 2013

hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

hodgey

a slang term for a third country nationals in the middle east. see tcn

plural hodgey(s)

Where are those hodgeys have shit detail now.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Honey Boo Boo

Grace-Lai Raath a.k.a Squishy and Dweebacus the third

Michael Fung is in a relationship with Honey Boo Boo

by Fung93 November 29, 2015

haddock honey pot

The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange

Hello luv can I squirt my chunky tartare sauce up your haddock honey pot later?

by Spinky October 8, 2003

The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 5, 2015