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FUCKTARD 

People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.
He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.

I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
FUCKTARD by The Klover December 10, 2023
A porn addicted furry man-child whose humor is equivalent to one of an 11 year old middle schooler, usually making jokes of explicit or sexual nature. They excessively boast about their substance abuse typically of alcohol and other drugs, or constantly mention sexual topics because they have a skewed perception of how actual adults act and see these actions as being indicative of maturity, when in reality it cements their status as a social reject.
"Did you see Jimmy wearing a tail and skirt yesterday? He's so annoying, what a Furtard."
Furtard by Olivertz December 23, 2023

fucktard 

a fat ass with black hair that is extremely annoying
logan please shut the fuck up you god damn fucktard
fucktard by bassbeater2000 December 27, 2023

Fucktard 

Someone who is really really retarded with a bonus of extra stupidity
Person 1: "Shut up lil fucktard"
Person 2: "what"
Fucktard by Skinnypee December 29, 2023

Fucktard 

An absolute dumbass who asks the dumbest question and says the weirdest and most obvious shit known to man.
Fucktard: yo dude guess what
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass
Fucktard by Jakey_Biss April 7, 2024

fucktard mode 

The general state of a person operating at a level beyond observers’ or witnesses’ abilities of understanding to the point that all logic is not available to any or all persons involved.
Murdock is in pure fucktard mode.
fucktard mode by Mr. 513 April 25, 2024