by ad247 January 1, 2019
Get the Fakest of the Fakesmug. The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
Get the Fake Baconingmug. by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021
Get the Fake Blastedmug. by nobody else here March 29, 2017
Get the fake wavesmug. A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.
I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.
by Ferretboy June 12, 2011
Get the Fake Bitorianmug. commonly used for people who do not have any respect for their idol’s privacy and would go any lengths to prove their idol’s whereabouts and their own point right even if it means leaking their idol’s address even when you know they have faced something traumatic a few months back.
by goldensunflower April 16, 2020
Get the fake fansmug. A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.
"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
"lol your ass was dead thank god"
by devon james laquarius the IIII October 29, 2023
Get the Pump Fakemug.