by rhyla October 5, 2022
Get the Evan Donohue mug.The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025
Get the Evan's Boywife mug.That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.
by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020
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evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
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by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evan mug.A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
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by Joey sense November 15, 2019
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