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thomas edwards

Kicked out of military for being a jerk and idiot. Dodged child support for 18 years. Abuses women. Liar and cheater....Who also just happens to be the greatest father to ever walk the earth.
by BigBadRealDeal May 5, 2018
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Edward Elric

1. The name of a rather popular moother who also happens to be the Fullmetal Alchemist. 2. Another name for a moother.
God, that woman's such an Edward Elric!
by A Ded Person December 18, 2004
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Edwin p.

look at Edwin p. with his little d
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Edward Smith

The captain that ran the Titanic into an iceberg on April 14, 1912.
"Watch what you're doing! You look like Edward Smith trying to drive this car!"
by ItzFlamez April 26, 2017
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Edward Snowed-in

Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.
Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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Edward Teach

"I sold Edward Teach," said Kevin very proudly. "He sucks."
by gal67 November 24, 2018
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Sex Edward

The practice of preaching abstinence to impressionable young schoolgirls.
"I don't want my kids learning about birth control. Sex Edward is the only way to go."
by Christina13 February 7, 2010
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