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ultimate douchebag

A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.
Oh man...don't look up that guy Joe C. is right behind us, he is the ultimate douchebag.
by Kat S May 18, 2011
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Super Douchebag

Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.
"Kris Rich is a super douchebag."
by Nosillac August 5, 2014
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blatant douchebaggery

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.
Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
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Mr. Douchebag

A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.

It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
by reversed dankness March 30, 2021
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douchebimmer

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"
by jbonzai June 13, 2009
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doucheano

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano
by annonmous3 January 19, 2010
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douchebox

the female form of a douchebag. commonly used for that girl who is just a dick.
"I can't believe she blew up my spot. What a douchebox."
by jpmizzo February 24, 2010
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