Dildo bike

It's pretty self explanatory....

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!

Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...

by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

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Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014

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Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

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Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

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