David-esque

adj. Of or relating to the facial characteristics of the Statue of David.

Hey, look at that guy over there with the Nor-Cal shirt on, he's David-esque!

by DooDooButter March 11, 2008

david mazza

the fattest man on earth

david mazza, david, mazza

by SyxxIsGod January 16, 2009

David Blained

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.

Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!

by cat23010 October 18, 2009

David Jennings

A normal teacher. Just kind of average. Nothing great. Nothing Special.

Who is your teacher?? O i have David Jennings.

by Mr. Potato boy kid man June 6, 2011

David Katzman

A really attractive boy, sometimes an asshole. Most have their hearts in the right place. DK's tend to be oblivious to those who they effect and what goes on around them and can take things for granted, but try really hard to do the right thing and be sweetheart. Judaism is a common trait among them.

"Dude, my boyfriend just totally skipped out on our date. What a David Katzman"

"yeah, but at least he apologized"

by Crunchatizemecaptn August 22, 2011

david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019

David Ronaldson

Queer freak who touches kids and likes to eat toenails for dinner

You’re a David ronaldson

by Kyshehe123 November 3, 2019