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El Dave

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl
by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019
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Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.
Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.
by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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dirty dave

yo, where is a good place to get drinks?

Go get Ben's famous old fashioned at Dirty Dave's Tiki Bar
by Amy Lamey January 14, 2022
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Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it
by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017
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dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao
Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me
by craft-122500 June 24, 2023
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dave

a male nickname short for david
I am DAVE
by pezenis December 29, 2024
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