Crabinitis

Extremely crabby all of the time like it has infected the person.

Jeez Molly did you come down with crabinitis? You have really been a bitch lately!!!

by Thad Munson February 5, 2010

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010

Crabenesh

To Kill, To Murder, To Slay.

The man was crabeneshed in the back seat of a lamborghini.

by Wheel Chair Zebra March 29, 2010

Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.

Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!

by snookishore May 1, 2010

Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

Crabidude

The Crab that is, Sandy Rabidue.

Git yo nappy crabidude ass ova hurr, ya nappy ass crabidude!

by sandjob123 December 3, 2010

Crabby Frog

A potent alcoholic drink made from brandy mixed with Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer. Medium strength, refined with a fiery side!

"Two double Crabby Frogs please barmaid!" ;D

by Markle_D July 1, 2011