Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

by slapmeat July 29, 2003

cockadoodie

1. A nonsense adverb that is added to the word "brat" by the psychotic fan who keeps the writer hostage in Stephen King's novel "Misery."
2. A word meaning "sexual."

1. "You cockadoodie brat! Don't you ever try to escape again or I'll..."

2. "Do you see what he's doing to that telephone pole? Talk about cockadoodie..."

by princessjessa February 19, 2005

cock o'clock

when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.

Bikel heard the five o'clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. It was his cock o'clock.

by BabyClisinCanton February 19, 2010

cock burn

The extremely uncomfortable rash accumulated by masturbating to the point of penile-death.

Man, those pornos at the sperm bank suck, I got cock burn it took me so damn long to get off.

by John Fogerton May 24, 2006

pretentious cock sucker

individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.

Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.

by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006

Juicy Cock

When a male has not masturbated/had sexual intercourse/any in the pants action for a long time he will get lots of semen building up in his penis (also known as cock). So when he next pleasures himself he will produce a larger spurt of semen than he would if he had been masturbating frequently. So you can say that if a man has not masturbated or had sex for a long time that his cock has a large supply of juices- this is known as having a juicy cock.

Man 1: Boy I've had no action in ages, I've got such a juicy cock.
Man 2: I could help you with that ma brutha.

by KittyKitteny May 26, 2009