closet

Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.

Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.

by clockworks April 1, 2004

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006

closeting

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

by Floss It April 21, 2009

Close-Minded

What people say when they really mean closed-minded.

Doors are open or closed, not open or close.

You wouldn't say "That door is close," you would say "That door is closed."

Closed-Minded is the correct way to say it.

Incorrect kid: "Dude, you're so close-minded!"

Sassy Kid: "My mind is close to what? My skull? Yeah."

by L0chnessa October 24, 2011

clause-trophobia

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

by Zack Bunker December 9, 2008

closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007

cause de celebre

a cause or charity so over-hyped by media and/or celebrities it makes the general public feel brow beaten, turning them against the cause

The Truth campaign ads for anti-smoking, the cause de celebre, are so preachy they make me want to start smoking.

by paperBRAINS January 30, 2010