Ring Choker

A ring that costs so much to buy for them, that it chokes the life out of one

She’s wearing a ring choker on the finger

by Emelle2 April 24, 2019

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019

Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019

Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020