chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are a baseball team that overshadow the more competent White Sox. Contrary to popular belief the White Sox have about as many real baseball fans as the Cubs, give or take a few. Most of the Cubs fan base is made up of occasional watchers who figure it would be fun to hang at Wrigley for one or two games each season, not true fans. These fans tend to blame their troubles on preposterous curses and/or other fans (ex: the goat and Steve Bartman), and as long as the Cubs are hovering around .500 they think they're going to the World Series. The Cubs also have talented baseball players who are either hurt all the time (Mark Prior/Kerry Wood) or just can't get it together.

Maybe they should build Mark Prior a bionic arm, then the Chicago Cubs might actually make the playoffs for once!

by emilyattacks May 29, 2007

chic

Fashionable, without the deadening implication of intelligence.

"What that model was wearing was so chic!"

by Luther Dark April 2, 2005

chic ass

A guy that has an ass that looks like a chics booty.

Look at that guy with the chic ass... he's got more booty than J-Lo

by Chicass January 6, 2008

scheiße chic

German in style, maybe a little goth, perhaps rude, and way too goddamn cool for you. Best characterized by the band Interpol.

Ew, Interpol is SO scheiße chic, I hate/love them.

by steven October 14, 2004

Chicagoan

A true Chicagoan : lives in the city, Is not stuck up, and puts mayo and hot sauce on the elotes sold at the street corner.....A suburbanites are clueless as to what the elotes man with the cart is selling. They are always bad mouthing the city but cheer for the Chicago teams and say they are from Chicago when they go to other parts of the country/world.

The man in the suit with the fancy expensive watch standing on the L platform was obviously not a Chicagoan.

by Johnny Chicago Dillinger February 28, 2011

shabby chicanery

Hybrid term melding "shabby chic" and "chicanery."

shabby chic:
a style using worn and deteriorated items to achieve an elegant overall effect

chicanery:
trickery or deception by quibbling or sophistry

Shabby chicanery:
Constant failed attempts at using second-hand items in one's home decor to achieve a look of false elegance. Result is invariably much more Salvation Army than Apres-La-Guerre.

Another broke down La-Z-Boy? Enough with the shabby chicanery, already.

by Tom Terranova August 17, 2007

chicanery

it's a place where Chicanos (mexican-americans) go to school to learn trades.

he went to a chicanery and learned how to fix cars.

by marvin a April 19, 2006