The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.
Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?
Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
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To do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purposes of self-amusement. Always has a victim, often oneself.
In order for something to be a genuine Castaldo, the thought process behind it must be made immediately before the act, but in a form of retroactive hypothesis. The idea is that before you perform a Castaldo, you think about how amusing it will be in retrospect, as opposed to how irresponsible and dangerous it is in the immediate future.
Origin; Italian-American - New Jersey.
In order for something to be a genuine Castaldo, the thought process behind it must be made immediately before the act, but in a form of retroactive hypothesis. The idea is that before you perform a Castaldo, you think about how amusing it will be in retrospect, as opposed to how irresponsible and dangerous it is in the immediate future.
Origin; Italian-American - New Jersey.
"Yes, I'm leaving you with my car keys. Don't Castaldo like last time: It took forever to dig that hooker's fingernails out of the grill."
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1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.
Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!
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A resident student or researcher at the University of Cambridge UK.
A native (IE born in or moved to while in infancy) Cambridge resident. As Londoner is the collective noun for London residents, Cantabridgian applies for Cambridge (UK).
A resident student or researcher at the University of Cambridge UK.
A native (IE born in or moved to while in infancy) Cambridge resident. As Londoner is the collective noun for London residents, Cantabridgian applies for Cambridge (UK).
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