Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

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crap raggedy

Raggedy to the extreme. So raggedy one might crap oneself.

I ran myself crap raggedy today.
I need a new ride. My hoopty is crap raggedy.

by Miguel Molinos January 8, 2014

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crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

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cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.

1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?

by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012

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crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.

"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."

by pseuzieq December 25, 2009

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