Brown canal

Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth

Hey babe let’s get dirty, let’s make a brown canal

by Useless Giant March 12, 2019

Browns Fan

Someone who never gives up...even in a time of no hope whatsoever.

Stacy's a real Browns Fan is she thinks they are going to be able to come back and win...

by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017

Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.

I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

toasty brown

Large brown areolas

I asked Katie to show me her tits and man her toasty browns were huge.

by Joehobo March 15, 2017

brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

brown beacon

The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.

I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.

by khaytsus September 29, 2011

Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”

by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021