Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

by Eurobug October 20, 2010

Brown Kiss

spreding you ass cheeks then puing you ass hole on some one. Leaveing a mark on some one like when some one kisses you with lip stick on. But intead of lip stick its shit stick.

Fuck man !!!! I smell like shit. That girl coved me in brown kiss. Fuck bitches!

booty kisses kiss shit ass

by brandi girl-pervv November 27, 2009

Brown Mackie

Taking a shit

I need to go for a huge brown mackie

by Big Brad April 2, 2011

Brownbacking

To initiate, propose or vote for a policy, law or rule that is contradictory to what most believe in order to to get what one wants for their geoup, party or self at the time but then later works against or contradicts a future rule, policy or law put in place by that same individual, group or party. This not only shows a hypocrisy by said individual, group or party but essentially shows to those observing this individual, group or party that they have f**ked themselves.

This term was originally coined by John Stewarts Th Daily Show which should never, ever, ever go off the air.

Mr. Brown back f**ked himself by passing a law that forbids gay marriage based on his religouse beliefs only to find previously that he had already passed a law stating that he could not pass a law under the reasoning based off a foreign law. Since the law played out in the Bible is in fact foreign, Mr. Brownback "Brownbacked" himself as his reasoning was that it went against the Bible to allow gay marriage. He performed Brownbacking on himself royally in the corn shoot.

by buschchris1 February 12, 2015

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010

Clown Brows

When women think its fashionable to remove their natural eye brows and either draw in or tattoo in fake eyebrows.

I was sitting across from this woman on a date and she had clown brows draw in...

by co198tom October 5, 2011

code brown

A family-friendly way of denoting a defecation incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone just pooped or needs to badly. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code brown just fits right in.

oh boy, looks like we've got a code brown over here. Grab gloves everyone.

by Twisted Code May 8, 2017