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123 main support battalion

The 123 msb is part of the 1 armored division in the us army in dexheim, Germany. It is the crappiest unit in the entire military, with only a hand full of good people in it. It is filled with the most rasict black people in the army who think that the army is a black army. It is also filled with Masons, who think that they're the best thing since sliced bread. They're only out to help out their own kind.
In this unit a non-commisioned officer can inflict pain upon a soldier than year later get promoted, I guess the supply room is as close as you can get to the commander's asshole. This unit is filled with the most racist, nasty son-of a bitches in the army, it's like they just can't die their stupid asses never get sent to Iraq. Please Mr secutary of defense lay off of the rest of the army send 123 in to the front lines so the the terrost can finally do something helpful.
123 main support battalion is the shit hole of the army.

soldier: Hey Dad I've done great things for my country.

dad: What's that son???

soldier: I got a real good tan over in the salon, now my chain-of-command thinks I'm black. My promotable status is about to kick in on my next L.E.S.

dad: That's great son I always knew you had it in you.
by colopike September 3, 2007
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Just like u've got the cell in Biology
and as u've got the atom in Physics,
u've got "battle" as the core of Hip-hop.
Hip-hop without MC's battling on the mic or DJ's battling on the turntable is incomplete!
If u're doin' rap and u ain't got no battle, it's like u're in a boat and u ain't got no paddle.
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Batting Merrins

An expression meaning 'batting above your average' or 'punching above your weight'.
(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)

Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.
Matt: "Amy is batting Merrins."
Everyone else at table: *Shocked silence*
by ~Emmsies~ February 13, 2017
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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006
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Bratting

The art of preparing a meal consisting of Brown rice Avocado and tuna (and chilli).
Usually the meal that coincides with the start of rig season.
Bobo: Hey Fats, where's the Brat pack? I'm thinking of bratting at lunch today

Fats: Tru dat, getting pretty close to rig season. I think A-Town, Faz-Dawg & Geershift are busy tanning up hard at NS oval with Tommy the Tailor

Bobo: Classic. That's such a BRAT thing to do.
by BoboBRAT August 21, 2011
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battleball

The game people play on the virtual chatroom Habbo Hotel; it sucks dick
BOYBOY25: Wanna go play some Battleball?
l0zl: Sure, I'm a good master baiter!
by BOYBOY25 August 3, 2007
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