bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.

“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...

by Derek Giff September 10, 2021

bollardise

The act of placing bollards or perpendicular posts to restrict or demarcate an area.

The council wishes to increase safety of pedestrians from accidental collisions from motor vehicles and therefore intend to bollardise the area

by philsteriphic January 25, 2022

Bollapragada

Bollapragada is a sick last name to anyone who possesses it. If you find a Bollapragada don't leave them or let go of them ever or you'll regret it.

Bollapragadas are cool in every way and have great taste and are extremely smart. They're caring and all have the same IQ level - 169.

Person 1: "Hi I'm _____ Bollapragada
Person 2: *Falls in love*

by Zzzxxxcccvvvbbb April 11, 2022

Bollaphobia

This is for those people who have watched the Paris bollard incident. This word is also just for those who are anxious or scared to go near a bollard in general, if you haven’t seen the incident I recommend you watch it before coming to this info and I came up with the word after seeing it because it actually scared me, seeing how dangerous bollards can be.

“After seeing the incident I think I developed bollaphobia”

by angelsurpanelu August 23, 2022

bollawolla

An extremely butchered British version of "bottle of water," or "bo'ol 'a wa'er".

Oi mate, can ya fetch me a bollawolla real quick?

by RealmyTheMan June 25, 2024

Gary Bollans

A reference to the male reproductive organs, testicles or eggs.

She was so angry with him for having a bad game that she kicked him right in the Gary Bollans

by Supersimo0 August 10, 2006

Diversity Bollard

A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.

Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.

by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024