by jklava October 23, 2007
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Person B: I know, I miss those days.
Person A: What are you reading now?
Person B: Blind porn. It's in Braille.
Person B: I know, I miss those days.
Person A: What are you reading now?
Person B: Blind porn. It's in Braille.
by I_Uchi6/9 April 16, 2010
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by thegaybeef February 25, 2004
Get the blindedly mug.Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.
A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
by zurielseven May 5, 2011
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Get the snow blinded mug.When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.
Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp.
by defjames May 23, 2014
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1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
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