Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.

The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.

by niquil November 9, 2021

Leaving the lid off the blender

To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.

Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.

by whatifweasel March 20, 2009

stars are blind

a song sung by Paris Hilton originally written by someone else ,cool to some people hated by most.

i saw paris in concert she sang that stupid song stars are blind that was so not hot.

*punches paris in the face* " sing it again, sing that stupid fricking song again paris i fricking dare ya"

by fuuon September 9, 2006

blind

To be high off of marijuana.

We walked into the party and everyone was already all blind.

by dfunk March 17, 2008

blender baby

a person of mixed race.

Shanay's dad is black and her mom is korean. She's such a blender baby.

by B-licious April 12, 2005

blind booty call

where you have a date to go fuck someone but you don't know who it is. usually ones friends make the date but don't tell you who it is.

John's got a blind booty call.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Reverse Blind Tea Bag

The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)

When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.

Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009