Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.

"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level

Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin

by Hsjajsnsb August 17, 2017

Pán'Batman'achoo

The act of wearing appeal relating to Batman everyday of your existence.
Based on the DC comic charcter ,Panchoo whom is always seen wearing Batman fan gear.

"Wow Steve is a real Pán'Batman'achoo type of guy, he wore his Batman jacket and socks everyday this week"

by StamStam August 24, 2017

Inverted Batwing

Sideways fisting both someone’s pussy and asshole while falling out of a plane upside-down and wearing a Batman mask.

To interrogate criminals, Batman often employs the use of the Inverted Batwing.

by Mememaster76 October 9, 2017