cling bat

a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.

by tahliasslothiness00 April 4, 2021

Bat

A term used by oft-racist Asians to label a black person who is notorious to curry favor with the bosses, to backstab others, or to play office politics to get ahead of their peers.

Just as some racists angrily call contemptible or dishonest members of the black community snakes and ghosts, others call them bats and skunks.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat

My homie has a bat dick up his ass

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 22, 2011

Bat Rash

A Bat Rash is where an individual shaves the bat symbol into his genital region. After a few days, one would develop the dreaded rash due to regrowth of stubborn hairs further ruining the Bat Symbol design.

Woah Mark!! How's the bat rash doing?

It's so irritating man!

by batrashman October 27, 2011