baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

Backdoor Bob

The act of turning your boxers, pants, or underwear backwards so the opening is facing behind you.

Hey man i forgot my swimming suit. Ahh don't worry just backdoor bob it, that way your junk doesn't fall out.

by Gidian Wareshire Fairchild November 14, 2012

Baked Cherry

When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.

Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.

by CuntMaster69 May 11, 2014

Backdoor Blitzkrieg

When making sweet love to your gal, just following the moment of ejaculation and while still inside of her, you fart...loudly.

That bastard caught me off guard with a Backdoor Blitzkrieg .

by scerrie June 14, 2016

Based

based in reality. Usually used to say that something (a topic or an idea) is correct, and grounded in fact rather than just popular repetition.

Guy 1: "bbbased i-is so from some guy that a n he a rapper an little b? I-i-i thats definitely the based meaning"
Guy 2: "no it isn't you Detard. It means based in reality."
Guy 3: "based"

by chococumtime December 3, 2020

based socialism

When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.

by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2020

Based

To not be acid.

"Porn is bad!"
"Holy shit, based!"
"Noooooo! Porn is good!"
"EEEEWW! Acid."

by Fgyjt March 16, 2022