Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

MBWA (Managing by walking around)

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.

Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?

by Office Space Guy September 18, 2017

Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 9, 2017

Rick James Nose Arobics

To snort cocaine

Todd: do you want to smoke pot tonight
Lucius: pot? Nah, son. I’m doing the Rick James Nose Arobics
Todd: what’s that?
Lucius: that’s snorting cocaine

by god_at_speeches June 27, 2018

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018