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Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.
"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"
by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025
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Cetacean period

basically the cretaceous but with cetaceans, they took up the roles of ALL cretaceous animals, from the tall Balaenoptitan beverlyensis to the swift but small Tursiopraptor packiapex
we have found a new fossil from the cetacean period! we call it the orcinusaurus rex, discovered the fossil in pee pee creek formation of goobertown arkansas
by Somateria fischeri July 30, 2025
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9th Period

noun

1. That mysterious extra class at the end of the day that feels like punishment for existing.
2. Where motivation goes to die and students operate on 3% brain power and 97% willpower.

Examples:

"Bro, I got math during 9th period… I might not make it."

"Honestly, I might just kill myself because of this shit."
Used in a sentence:

"9th period was the reason for my brothers suicide."
by market gardener September 3, 2025
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Brinley Period Blood Dih Arts

Brinley uses blood bending to secure shawties left and right. His dih is a tool used for major combat within dangerous scenarios.
Let's join the Brinley Period Blood Dih Arts Minecraft server!
by Azilo September 9, 2025
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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
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Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.
I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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Period

Trauma.
Blood.
Revenge.
Tears.
Cramps.
Dumbass: “why you always act so serious
Smart alien: “I said bby yk im on my period.”
YUAH
by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023
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