Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well

Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman

by ahahhaah January 22, 2018

Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.

A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.

by Great Nate February 1, 2018

Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.

Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie

by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018

alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.

Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.

by Donteatthat June 17, 2018

Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)

Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.

by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019

Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019

Alberto

It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.

Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-

by Sternenohr June 17, 2020