Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."
Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
by PoshPuff February 16, 2016
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Fake In Mode

Just acting. I'm finna pull up rn over there, I'm around the corner. He on this block Don't let them give you a time ooh that's bad 5-20 min he lying his a**"fake in mode."
Acting big time but really acting buddy a** fake in mode.
by Ghetto Christmas October 31, 2020
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Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021
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Fake Persona

Someone who throws a fake personality in front of other people just to hide the truth from them
Dang Betty really has a fake persona around us that’s weird
by Unknown P.O March 18, 2023
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022
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Fake Original

A Fake Original is someone who appears to be Original and New to a bunch of naive people. But among people of their own kind, they are a dime a dozen. The difference between a Pretender Spender is, the Pretender Spender does not have money or credibility to begin with. The Fake Original is only original among suckers.
Youtube Fake Originals stunt on naive teenagers with Rolls Royces, Lambos and Private Jets. But, in the actual Millionaire world, they are tiny tryhards as everyone who is actually Wealthy owns these vehicles and can actually afford them.
by crdr12 January 17, 2018
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Fake ball

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not
Ron just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's
by Fake ballin January 20, 2022
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