beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex

Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat

by ej2095 January 2, 2024

BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections

Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"

by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023

muffs

the best food on the wirral. A local food supplier.. exceptional.

Muffs are the future basically.. like walls but with more class! (Sorry) harsh but true.

I'm going to Muffs to get a kick ass lunch and then decide what I'm gonna cook tonight fir Mrs.. man they have so much good stuff in there it's insane. I feel like Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen..

by finn11 October 1, 2020

Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park

Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE

by Scottie H October 18, 2010

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014