Shawn work

Useless/unnecessary work that is completed, but incorrect. Also work that needs to be completed that is left for you to do.

‘You did a lot of Shawn work by reorganizing that.’
‘I guess I’ll do all this Shawn work, apparently no one else is going to.’

by Toiletboard May 4, 2021

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

goin to work

Absolutely dominating at whatever your trying to do

Dude: Bro I was goin to work on battlefield4 last night

by LittlwBlanky November 5, 2017

Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

well that didn’t work

The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.

“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””

by Tarco_Biscut June 15, 2018

What You're Work'n With

A person's body parts that are used to attract a mate.

Our nurse, when getting ready to leave the exam room told my female roommate, you can put your shirt back on so people can't see what you're work'n with.

by Wolga September 16, 2018

Take your kid to work day

It is April 18th 2019 a day to enjoy some time with your dad or mom at work so enjoy having to do the fun things or the boring things just know it’s take your kid to work day

Mom: Hey want to go to work with me

Kid:why
Mom:because it’s take your kid to work day

by Halley rose April 18, 2019