Woody

A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag

"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."

by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

Wook Fever

Having a strong feeling of sexual attraction towards wooks. Noticeable in waves around festy season. Not unlike Jungle Fever

"I fucked that girl with the dreads again last night"

"Aw bro, the one with lice?"

"Yeah. I think I got wook fever out here."

"Do not touch me."

by Nokavi October 6, 2017

Wookie Stranger

When a wookie rips the arms off of one or more creatures or droids in order to give himself a satisfying hand job.

Man, I feel sorry for that bounty Hunter who got the Wookie Stranger treatment.

by DirtyJedi April 21, 2018

Wonky

Tilted or messed up in some way

That tree is a little wonky

by Aaaaaakkdjdjshxbdb December 23, 2017

Wonky

Wonk or Wonky is another word for distorted. If your face is not symmetrical then you have a Wonky ass face.

#1: that’s a really cute dog
#2: yeah... but the face is a bit wonky
#1: I think that’s why it’s so cute. Like ugly cute.

by wonkgod December 30, 2017

wonkyjogged

Messed up or crooked.

That picture frame is wonkyjogged.

by H Kasper January 8, 2018

Woody

A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.

‘That guy is so cool he’s like Woody’

by B.uswanker January 11, 2018