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Window Looker 

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.
Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"
Window Looker by swanagebay February 23, 2010

Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
Window Ears by The Pan April 27, 2010

window of napportunity 

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.
Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

Windosecond 

A unit of time, often used by computers to make time estimates, which may or may not reflect reality. Defined as a period of time of infinitely variable length.

Sixty windoseconds make a microsoft minute
This file transfer says it will finish in 30 windoseconds, so it should be done some time between now and next week.
Windosecond by thejw June 1, 2011

Windowie 

A building usually a corporate hell hole that is primarily made of windows.
"If you drive down the street you will see a big, tall, windowie building on your right. thats my office"
Windowie by evil vet October 28, 2011

window waver 

When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,
Hey Rick, me and John gave Cindy a window waver last night and it was hilarious!
window waver by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014