pink velvet sausage wallet

a women with a loose vagina

ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

by ben wood May 13, 2005

Waller

A term to refer to someone who is transcendent in every phase of the game of basketball, ala University of Kentucky guard John Wall. The individual will ideally score in a variety of ways, as well as locating his teammates on the floor when applicable. The term waller emphasizes skill and unselfishness, and does not necessarily refer to the most famous or athletic players, but the ones who exemplify what the game originally tried to sell: teamwork and talent.

"Wow! I was convinced that guy was going to go up for the layup, but he dished it off to his teammate for an easy deuce. What a waller!"

"Oh man, that guy tore my eye out with those jump shots, I got walled up!"

"Geez! LeBron is the man! He took it to the hole, ran over five guys and finished with the no-contact foul at the rim!"

-"Too bad he's not a real waller, anyone else would've been called for a charge at the beginning of that drive."

by austindayecious January 22, 2010

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Well-tended

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

by LuizLeitao April 11, 2015

sasauge wallet

A sasauge wallet describes low hanging cunt-flaps that swing like a pendulum in a gentle breeze, other words to describe this are (wizard sleeve) and (clown's pocket)

"Hey mate your mum's been around so much she's got a sasauge wallet"

"Your mum's sasauge wallet is like an aircraft hanger"

by M.Antonio December 22, 2008

default wallet

The average wallet given to a boy by his father when he turns 8-12 years old. Usually color black or brown, made out of leather, and with a surprisingly nice smell.

Cashier: That'll be $10.81
Guy#1: *Takes out a brown wallet made out of leather*
Guy#2: Dude... Is that your default wallet?

by nocausefordeath November 25, 2010

Daddy's Wallet Girl

A girl who acts nice in front of ther parents or the people who provides them money,just for their money.

Lindy: Steph is such a daddy's wallet girl!
She acts nice in front of her dad when he gives her money, so he will give her more money.

Mike: Yeah, she's nice there but bitchy in front of us.

by Ca Lee September 30, 2008