Wankclaw

1. the small deformed claw a hand turns into after too much masturbation.

'Poor Paul his so lonely he's developed a wicked wankclaw'

by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011

wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.

John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.

by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013

wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.

i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis

by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014

Wank

1.Can be used as offensive word, and also used as "Jerk"
2. Sexual activity

"Oi, wanker!"
"Go jerk off, wanker!"
"Fuck off wank stain."
"Fuck off wanker!"
"Stop being a wanker."

by John Cocksucka March 18, 2015

wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank March 8, 2016

Wanked

The past tense word for masturbation.

I just wanked to your picture.

by XxKayleyxX April 20, 2016

The Wank

A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.

Hey Louis, its the song!!! do the wank!!!

by thewank November 18, 2009