Uncle Gregory

An Uncle Gregory is a celebrity who has been in the entertainment industry so long that they have worn out their welcome.

"Jerry Lewis is a total Uncle Gregory."

by UniverseHall September 1, 2011

unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

Uncle tony

He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...

uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong

by uncletonybaloni May 18, 2010

uncd

Verb: to have sex with

Noun: noise making when partyboying

Ben uncd his girlfriend gently.

Connor partyboyed Kelli singing,'uncd, uncd, uncd'

by Ben Hilz March 29, 2008

uncle

slang term for ant eater.

Aunt Jenny, why do they call that animal with the long nose and tounge an uncle?

by Amoebabadass August 23, 2007

Uncle Junior

slang for extremely short and slim wang

I burst out laughing, his Uncle Junior didn't even touch the sides

by MJLD August 14, 2010

unclipped horn

an uncircumcised penis

If you have an unclipped horn, be sure to clean the lint out of your penis hood.

by Michael J Cox December 3, 2010