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Twitter

An app to get canceled on and hated by the internet because everyone is sexist, racist, homophobic and more according to Twitter. Getting canceled on Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. Nobody is safe, just lucky.
Random user: Hey guys...

Twitter: Did you just assume somebody's gender?!? CANCELLED!!!
by Monkelivesmatter March 3, 2021
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
mugGet the twitter shaggermug.

twitter

a toxic social media platform filled with oversensitive faggots that act like toddlers, oh wait toddlers can think better than that,
man twitter is the worst social media platform on earth im quitting
by ilovehugeass56lawl October 15, 2022
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Twitter

Twitter is Bunch of youness in the same plateform or app
Example: Younes Knows everything about anything but he still dont know shit. That's Twitter
by RiTiMakesSense July 29, 2021
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twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born
tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie
by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016
mugGet the twitter auntiemug.

Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.
Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.
by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023
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twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.
I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.
by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013
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