twitter

hell

son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell

by idk but im alive December 03, 2021

Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur

Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass

by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021

Twitter

An app for people who like to argue about politics and sports. Trump was banned.

Jimmy- Did you see that Twitter post?
Maria- *crickets*

by dont steal me fruit loops November 09, 2021

Twitter

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

by Byyiiissshhe November 15, 2023

Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.

Twitter sucks never install it

by Stickytipbro March 16, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a Famous social media

And a Place where everyday they cancel someone

Twitter is The worst social media in history

by Force1022 April 20, 2022

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 23, 2020