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Mine Turtle

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*
by TheSnivy January 12, 2017
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Irth Turtle

(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.

(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police

didn't show up.

2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't

get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.

(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him

from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
by The Irth October 16, 2014
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Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.
by Depro October 20, 2012
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Turtle Lips

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.
No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.
by Skeezer September 13, 2003
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shy turtle

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.
Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
by Grad2000 March 24, 2011
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Frightened Turtle

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.
Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
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turtle beach

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.
I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.
by three1ohhh March 22, 2009
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