Traceur

When someone parkours on rooftops naked and while jumping from one roof to another, poops midair onto the people below.

its a bird, its a plane, its a traceur!
That guy just got traceured by a traceur
im bored..
lets go traceur!!

by Kelso_sayss November 25, 2011

Trade

how endowed a man is; what a man is "packing" so to speak

"did you see his trade?" "I slept with a guy last night that had some serious skills not to mention his trade..."

by Kirk Tucker September 3, 2005

cock teaser

n. A man who exposes usually a large dick in public at x-rated stores or movies, strokes it only to tease gays and refuses to let them touch it.

Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.

by Richard Black May 4, 2005

Tracey

Tracey is sneaky, manipulative and only thinks about herself. She is selfish and will take out anyone in her way. She is snakey and two faced especially when it comes to children. She has no respect for privacy and will often blame others for her wrongdoings.

Person 1: omg isn't she such a bitch
Person 2: yeah she's definitely a Tracey

by Jasper854 September 4, 2019

Don't tase me bro!

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.

Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!

by Bif Loman January 8, 2008

tracer

A Tracer is the vortex shaped trail of webster residue left in the toilet bowl after a large deuce has been flushed. As the Cosby nugget circles after flushing, its relatively heavy weight causes it to drag. Its greasy composition leaves a visible residue that subsequent flushes will not remove. A Catchers mitt can greatly alleviate the Tracer's effect. This situation will be more pronounced in individuals that consume largely Hispanic or deep fried diets.

Dude, you need to cut down on the KFC. You're leaving Tracers in the bowl!

by Horatio/Nelson July 30, 2009

Trade Shoes

Apparently, a euphemism for gay sex among those not yet out of the closet, looking for others like them.

"That guy just asked me if I wanted to trade shoes with him... what the hell was that all about?"

"It means he wanted to have sex with you but didn't know if you were gay or not."

by GasBandit September 14, 2009