Purple Tongue

1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.

**made up names**

Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."

by みすりす September 23, 2022

Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

ghetto-tongue

(N) ghetto-tongue is a palate with a very low bar, resulting in the purchase of low quality meats and produce.

When Heidi buys a pack of hot dogs for one lonely dollar, she clearly has a case of ghetto-tongue.

by theUltimateMasterChef July 08, 2020

turbo tongue

Mega fucking fast tongue🤑

Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue

by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024

weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.

Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.

by DefinitelyNotRobert June 02, 2017

Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful

1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020

buttered tongue

someone who is good at flattering and praising people into doing things for them

The politician used his buttered tongue to get people to fund his campaign.

by trashman101 February 07, 2025